Riding a bike is fun, and it’s the best way to get around a city like Paris, where there are loads of bike lanes, small cars, and slow-moving traffic. As previously stated, it’s loads better than riding the Metro, the bus, or walking – and these are only a few of the reasons why I’m sad to report that yesterday, I had my
FOURTH BICYCLE IN
TEN MONTHS STOLEN
from a rack at the corner of St. Roch and Rivoli. They cut the iron lock – without irony – on Earth Day. And now, whatever lingering, dangling dingleberry of faith I have left in humanity is officially one hair from a permanent home in the sewer.