À La Poitrine Généreuse 1

When I was a kid, my friend Puddles told me that in France they showed boobies on regular TV. Turns out he was right! Seriously, this town is the breast. Thanks, I’ll be here all winter. Did I mention that it’s so cold here that even the mannequins have hard nipples? …

Seriously, there are many a titty in this city. On statues, paintings, billboards, magazines, sidewalks, trains, walls, and ceilings. And, because I can’t imagine not sharing this embarrassment of riches, I give you the first of what will be many illustrative postings concerning the bare French bosom.

This old, cracked pair come to us from inside the Louvre.