
I stood in line in front of a screaming baby for two hours at the DMV to get my drivers license renewed. When I finally got to the counter, the woman told me I look like “Frasier.” Then, a few minutes later she told me I also look like Gerald McRaney (inset).
I cleared a ton of brush and left it bundled at the curb. Then, the neighbor’s oft-crippled car was abandoned in front of the bundles, so the city didn’t pick up the brush. But they left a handwritten card which reads, “your car can’t be covering up liter, not relyible 4 your car damage.”
I know a guy who changed his name from Brian to Leon.
There is a place in Hanoi called the Tay Ho pagoda.
well, you must know there is a semi-famous actor with your name; could it be?
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