Ed. Note: The French word for turkey is dinde. I like to say it like “donned” or “dandy,” but apparently it’s pronounced more like “dan-duh.”Why did the turkey cross the road?
It dinde on him.
How did the turkey wear his chapeau?
He dinde it.
Who did color commentary at the Turkey Trot?
Dinde Don Meredith
What did the trot coach say to the turkey who trotted?
Ataturk
What do you call a turkey that you strangle with a rope and then throw overboard?
Ankara
Where does a turkey rest its feet?
Ottoman
Where do turkeys vacation?
Caicos
What did the cashier ask the underage turkey attempting to buy cigarettes?
Asia Minor?
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