Turkey Jokes From the End of My 2008 Tryptophan Bender

Ed. Note: The French word for turkey is dinde. I like to say it like “donned” or “dandy,” but apparently it’s pronounced more like “dan-duh.”

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It dinde on him.

How did the turkey wear his chapeau?
He dinde it.

Who did color commentary at the Turkey Trot?
Dinde Don Meredith

What did the trot coach say to the turkey who trotted?

What do you call a turkey that you strangle with a rope and then throw overboard?

Where does a turkey rest its feet?

Where do turkeys vacation?

What did the cashier ask the underage turkey attempting to buy cigarettes?
Asia Minor?

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