The other day I saw a dog lift its’ hind leg and pee on the front wheel of a bicycle parked near the Louvre.
Peeing in public is accepted in France, as it is in parts of Mexico and Oklahoma.
- I have seen small children openly peeing in exotic locales – such as the Jardin des Plantes.
- I heard that someone saw an entire class of schoolchildren openly tee-teeing in unison in a park in Lyon.
- Today on the way home from work I saw a guy peeing on a building a few doors down from the apartment.
There is a bubble of air in every Metro station and under most bridges which contains the French stench of urine.
I haven’t seen this much vomit since I was in preschool.
Proletarian Frenchmen like to spit.